Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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