what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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