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you win
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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