Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
