I should be sponsored by Trojan
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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