mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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