Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
