I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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