he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
is it fun? or sober?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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