Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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