So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Please don't give away my fajitas
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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