I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My feet surprised me
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