Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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