i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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