Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I need moral support for this bender
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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