is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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