you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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