I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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