I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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