i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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