Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
