Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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