Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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