Can Purell be used as lube?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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