For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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