okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
should my penis look like a turkey
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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