Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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