remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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