Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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