I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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