Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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