Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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