shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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