glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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