yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Shame - the story of my life.
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