Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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