But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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