people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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