Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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