I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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