Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Oh god it's open bar.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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