Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
