But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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