people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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