idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You almost got us killed.
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