I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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