spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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