I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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