She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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