Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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