i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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