im gay
i know
yea but for you.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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