just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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