thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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